There will come a time — and it has probably already come — when you have had more than enough of turkey sandwiches.

There will come a time when you have had enough of turkey tetrazzini. (And that probably will happen before you completely run out of tetrazzini — Italian for gastritis — unless you were able to get a special on it at the supermarket.)

You will have had enough of turkey peppermint pomegranate tacos and sweet potato fennel soup ice cream and Brussel-sprouted pumpkin pie casserole hash. And yet despite all that creativity and eating, your refrigerator will still be filled with all the food you made and didn’t quite finish on a recent Thursday.

So what to do with the leftover Thanksgiving leftovers? Here are a few ideas:

Turkey Frisbees. Pound 12 ounces of turkey scraps into the shape of a thin round disc. Line with aluminum foil and bake for two hours or until the smoke alarm goes off.

Crunchy bathroom grout. Combine the jellied cranberry sauce with the pan gravy for grout that you can use to repair the shower stall upstairs. Works best if you never intend to use that bathroom.

Open-faced sweet-potato green-bean spicy-sausage Waldorf ham salad. In a large mixing bowl, blend at high speed any ingredients that haven’t yet turned moldy. Taste carefully. Spit out. Alternatively, offer it to someone named Waldorf.

French-fried turkey legs with leftover giblet stuffing. Chop the giblets until they no longer resemble giblets. Stuff them in an old suitcase.

Gravy boat cruises. After the shower stall is fixed, fill the bathtub with pan juices. See if anything floats. Simmer until summer. Put your house on the market.

Eggplant carrot cheesy hotcake quiches. A perfect breakfast pick-me-up that will keep you on your holiday diet and prevent you from eating food for the rest of the week. Bring some to the emergency room while you wait for triage.

Open-faced smoked turkey cigarillos. Completely gluten-free and very good for repairing the garage door or for bringing to a holiday potluck at work if you intend to retire soon.

Lemongrass mushroom high-speed gravy trains. For the express version, do not use the slow-cooker.

Jellied cranberry wireless drones. Excellent for breakfast, lunch, dinner or small-scale invasions.

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